Does anyone remember that one weird flick with Maggie Gyllenhaal, smartly titled “Hysteria?” It appears that we’re pretty much alone with this 2011 biographical comedy, as most people seem to have overlooked it.
Well, there are different opinions on the film, but we’re not here to review it. This article is somewhat only connected in parts to the movie’s synopsis. Hang in there.
Concentrating on a certain 19th-century Victorian gentleman, Mortimer Granville, the movie is a fun and over-the-top comedy. But why is that interesting, one might say? Well, the late mister Granville is solely responsible for the electrical vibrator.
There’s no doubt that not a lot of people can say that about themselves. Even if the premise of the movie sounds ridiculous, our story about the Sybian machine is not. We can guarantee you that!
What Is a Sybian?
This seems like a valid question — if one lived under a rock for years. We’re talking about a riding sex toy here, and it’s one hell of a device.
Nowadays, everyone knows everything about sex positions. There are no secrets about that. It’s the 21st century, the sex revolution came and went years ago.
However, having said that, it’s not all gone and dull. Some fairly familiar positions don’t need to be forgotten just because they’ve been here for years. For example, girl on top fucking a guy beneath her is still as stimulating for both partners as it was for cavemen thousands of years ago.
Therefore, here comes the interesting part of this introduction. Sybian sex toy is a device developed mainly for females. Girls who like to use helping tools to stimulate their senses, utilize this toy to replicate sex with their partner under them.
The History of the Sybian
Designing the mechanism back in the mid-’70s, Dave Lampert managed to first exhibit his first fully operational toy in 1983. More than 30 years ago! This sex furniture device, as some call it, has a very interesting name origin.
Interestingly enough, the name came from the eponymous ancient Greek city. The famous metropolis was a legendary synonym for the high standard of living back in the day. Thus, it’s pretty clear why old Dave chose the name for his invention.
During his research, Lampert came to the conclusion that women tend to more easily experience orgasms while riding their partners and being on top of them. This claim made him and his team focus on making the machine replicate that so-called position, ensuring that females experience clitoral and G-spot orgasms.
This clitoral orgasm, as we’ve mentioned, can be effectively achieved by stimulating the clitoris thanks to the vibrations from the machine. Also, to get that sweet spot, the famous G-spot, the penis needs to be inserted fully inside the vagina.
These scientific facts made the team behind the machine focus on simulating such a state of affairs. Therefore, it’s recommended that the user pushes forward and backward, while fully seated on the penis-like part that is placed on the saddle.
Alternatives to the Original Sybian
Unfortunately, such great sexual experiences cost real money. These days, the original Sybian costs more than a thousand dollars. That’s way more than a lot of girls (and guys) are willing to pay.
But, there’s a way around this materialistic barrier between the user in need and the golden god of sex toys. By that we mean cheaper and somewhat effective alternatives.
One could ask how could they be more useful if they are cheaper? Well, let’s burst that bubble, baby! The sole name of the original device makes the price at least 20% higher than the replicas.
It’s not like people haven’t experienced such bizarre economic tropes over the years. Just compare your iPhone with a flagship Android device, and you’ll see what we’re talking about. Here, we’ll list two of the most highly rated machines that some consider even better than the original remote control sex device.
One of the customers’ favorites is definitely a tool called Tremor. This alternative is not only cheaper for about 300 dollars, but it also comes with a removable top part, which you can easily put in the dishwasher when you suddenly cum all over it. Top riding never felt so good!
The second alternative is named Cowgirl. Very original, we know! But that’s the point, isn’t it? It’s clear as day that the purpose of this device is to rock your cowgirl body with powerful vibrations.
Also, the best part about it is that it’s even cheaper than our previous pick.
Sybian Stimulation
Designed to work on many levels, the Sybian device stimulates the entire pelvic area. Both the vagina and the anus are in play here. The machine can work with or without attachments, either way, causing a great experience for the user that feels good as real penetration. Solo play was never the same after Dave and the boys came up with this gem.
Firstly, the Sybian stimulates the clitoris. Such action causes great clitoral orgasms most guys overlook when accompanying their female partners. Everyone seems to be all about the G-spot stimulation.
Sadly, most men think they should just pound their way through every sexual encounter. Fortunately, girls who use this “helping hand” can easily get a phenomenal Sybian orgasm, caused by the G-spot.
The vibration and rotation of differently shaped extensions attached to the machine cause some serious fun, if you know what we mean. It’s almost like a scene from a Russ Meyer movie — fun and sexy!
The motions of the device are easily controlled remotely with on and off switches. It’s all pretty much basic. It makes this minimalistic piece of sex furniture a beauty in design and logic. After adjusting your ideal tempo and style of motion, you are, well, hands-free to enjoy your stallion beneath you.
Also, some people tend to associate the Sybian with a certain radio show. Why is that, one might ask. Well, bear with us just a little longer and you’ll find out.
The Popularity of the Sybian
Does the name Howard Stern ring a bell? Of course it does! The legendary curly-haired radio host on Sirius Satellite has one of these in his very own studio. No, it’s not what you think. He doesn’t use it. But, his guests are free to enjoy it all they want if they’re open for it. Fun fact — back in the day, some actually did.
Stern received the machine as a gift back in the mid-’00s, and since then, the golden god of sex furniture is in his studio all the time. Brittaney Starr did enjoy it once, but we won’t talk about it. We’ve given them a lot of free publicity already.
Also, the early odds did feature the Sybian regularly in porn. The days of Pamela Anderson’s and Paris Hilton’s private videos were almost plagued with such content. It wasn’t strange for a dirty movie to feature a cameo by our favorite friend. Some would say that it was the golden age of the internet. Lo-Fi videos of girls riding a “wild hog” and howling with pleasure never get old, we say!
Therefore, if one’s interested in a top POV sex toy, Sybian is definitely the way to go. Howard Stern certainly thinks so!